The Noble Forums Joke Thread

[ZedNewman]

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"


The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

[ZedNewman]

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..


...just five more minutes.

[ZedNewman]

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..


Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

[ZedNewman]

Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall

A: "Dam!"

[doug_porsche]

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/kiddiejokes/eulogiesjoke.html